Mystery Can Seven

Pizza for lunch. That means reheated pizza for dinner. That also means pizza for breakfast tomorrow too, if I pace myself.

No elaborate introduction for the can today.

It looked like a can.

See?

Told you so.

I eventually opened the can. The contents of the can surprised me a little bit.

I didn't think they sold paint in food-sized cans. I'm not sure who "they" is, but I'm pretty sure "they" don't sell paint in small cans like that.

Although, I could very easily be wrong.

After a quick taste (and smell), I discovered that the paint was actually coconut milk. I wasn't very creative today, and I didn't want to spoil my pizza, so I decided to drink the milk right out of the can.

(Please excuse the "bathroom mirror" style pictures)

There were chunks of coconut milk in it.

I do not mean "coconut pulp." I mean: chunks of coagulated coconut milk. Drinking the thick (and somewhat chunky) milk was not pleasant.

Not-vomiting took effort.

See Figure 1 and 2.

[Figure 1]

[Figure 2]

I drank about 3/4 of the can.

Now for my pizza and possibly some Pepto-Bismol®.

--John D.