Monday, May 11, 2009

Fancy Promo Videos

This is merely an introductory paragraph. The goal of an introductory paragraph is to catch your attention enough for you to read the reset of whatever it is you are about to read. In this paragraph, it is my job to do just that. Instead, I would like to just post a couple of videos for you to watch.
So that's what I'm going to do.
Right now.

Video 1:


Video 2:


The conclusion paragraph will do a little better in my opinion. These videos were made to promote a day that I invented. "Dressin' All Fancy" Day is a holiday-esque day, or more like a rally of some sort... but with almost no purpose. If there were motive, the only true reason would be enjoying one's self, and looking down-right dandy.

--John D.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Keeping Promises

RECENT ACTIVITY

Kevin became a fan of Chuck Norris!
Kevin became a fan of The Chuck Norris.
Kevin became a fan of Chuck, Norris.
Kevin became a fan of Barbie.
Kevin joined the group RAINBOW.
Kevin became a fan of Rainbow.
Kevin joined the group RaiBoW LoVeRs ;).

Kevin changed his Profile Picture.

[[Edit: For some reason, I drew Kevin as a very horrible version of Pee-Wee Herman...]]

My Dearest Kevin,
I need to apologize. I need to apologize because I am a man of my word. I made a promise to you a long time ago, and today I was able to keep my promise. I wish I would have gotten my promise in writing, but for now I will have to paraphrase.
"Mark my words, the next time you leave facebook logged on, you will not know what hit you."
I'm almost 100% sure that I did not say it like that, but for now it will have to do. Also... you know what hit you.

Kevin, don't get me wrong, this was nothing personal. I am not angry at you, and this is not a grudge. You should be happy to know that I am a man of my word.
I am glad to have you as a friend and a co-worker. You have been nice to me and had an opportunity to attack my facebook, but you spared me. Now, I hope that you will return the favor to me when I get careless.
Your friend, coworker, and mutual enemy,

--John D.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Bathrooms and Evolution

This blog has almost nothing to do with evolution, and most things to do with bathrooms. To be even more honest, I don't think I'm going to talk about bathrooms that much.
I just wanted to share an image I made that should make an appearance in a video soon. I am promoting for an event called "Dressin' All Fancy" Day. A day where people all over campus, both far and wide, dress up for a day while attending classes and everyday activities. I hope to post some videos and pictures of the day very soon, shortly after May 15, 2009.

--John D.